"I thought you were dead - but then I realized I had to get home to meet the dog sitter, so I left and hoped for the best."
- Me, to Dana after I went over to her house at a time when she was expecting me, saw the tv on, knocked on her door and called her repeatedly never to have her answer the door. Turns out she was in the shower at the time and didn't hear me but being my mother's daughter I was sure she was dead inside her apartment...but left anyhow.