JENNCHANTAL

December 6, 2006

"She's got puppy pink eye."

- Me, about my little Acey's conjunctivitis

November 13, 2006

"Only a true friend would call you the day after your birthday to give you enough time to let it really sink in that you're 30."

- Me, to Heather explaining away my belated birthday call

November 10, 2006

"I can see the headline now - Intern Knocks Out VP."

- Me, to our VP, after he lost a virtual boxing match against an intern on the Wii

November 3, 2006

"Luke, you are my cousin, twice removed."

- Jesse and Me, riffing more ways our boss could mess up the Star Wars line

October 22, 2006

Me: "I like the pink [dog] collar."
Jeff: "I'll agree to the pink collar if it has skulls and cross bones on it."
Me: "Deal."

- Relationships are all about compromise

October 21, 2006

"How very 90201 of you!"

- Me, to Chops after he told us of a "scandal" that he was involved with in high school that revolved around a questionable editorial piece in the high school newspaper (very Brandon Walsh-esq). Funnier still was that another guy at our table told us about a scandal at his high school, the REAL Beverly Hills High School, that involved a teacher sleeping with a student. I guess "scandal" is relative...

 

October 20, 2006

"You are the wisened old relationship sage."

- Me, to Jeff - who has been handing out relationship advice left and right to his coworkers

October 11, 2006

"It's Korean Marco Polo."

- Me, during Lost when Jin was frantically yelling for his shipwrecked wife Sun in the middle of the ocean

October 6, 2006

"Oh my god! You got so fat!"

- Me. Not typically what your friends want to hear when you are first reunited after 3 months. But I was talking to their dog, so it's not as bad.

September 26, 2006

"I thought you were dead - but then I realized I had to get home to meet the dog sitter, so I left and hoped for the best."

- Me, to Dana after I went over to her house at a time when she was expecting me, saw the tv on, knocked on her door and called her repeatedly never to have her answer the door. Turns out she was in the shower at the time and didn't hear me but being my mother's daughter I was sure she was dead inside her apartment...but left anyhow.