JENNCHANTAL

March 19, 2007

"What does it say about me that even my fake plants are dying?"

- Glenn, who has three fake plants in his condo where all of the leaves have fallen off

March 17, 2007

"I'm not too good with financials."

- Glen, our newly elected Treasurer of our Home Owner's Association. Speaking of which, I need to update my About bio page to include my reign as President of the HOA...

February 20, 2007

"He was Japanese or Chinese, and you know, they are trustworthy people."

- My neighbor

January 21, 2007

"Can't you shit somewhere else?"

- Mean neighbor down the street to Acey. I felt like taking the bag of poop I was holding and throwing it in his face.

September 12, 2006

"Sometimes I wish I was still a baby. They just have no worries - no cares in the world!"

- My 13 year old next door neighbor. It was very hard to keep a straight face while she was saying this to me, but as a Mortified veteran, I definitely remember that 13 year old girls carry the weight of the world on their shoulders.