JENNCHANTAL

June 9, 2006

"That's MySpace worthy."

- Noah, after taking a picture of one of his drunk friends

December 18, 2005

"George Mormon."

- Noah, on what you'd call a left hook during a Mormon brawl

December 16, 2005

"Who you calling ninja, ninja?"

- Noah, implementing Sohare's suggestion that white people should always substitute the word "ninja" for the N-word when quoting from rap lyrics or movies