JENNCHANTAL

January 25, 2007

"It's the Gerrit Storytime Hat Hour where he waxes poetic about his favorite hats."

- Pibb, after Gerrit told a story about losing a hat in the ocean, identical to the one he was currently wearing

June 15, 2005

"Get your hands off my brie."

- Pibb. Many of the venues on 4th Street put out nice spreads of cheese, crackers, and chips when we bring our merry band of gamblers to their houses. However, we at the Complex never serve food - we just aren't that giving. So much so that Pibb was thinking he might put a cheese spread out for his private consumption and not allow anyone else to eat it. This is why I love the Complex.

June 11, 2006

"They're probably being used to even out a shortened table leg."

- Pibb, on the fate of several DVDs he recently lent out and doesn't expect to see back anytime soon

May 19, 2006

"There's a popular comic strip in Japan called Charisma Man that follows a white Canadian's exploits in Japan. His arch nemesis is Western Woman."

- Pibb, who just returned from a year and a half abroad in Japan. Apparently, Western white guys fare really well in Japan with the ladies. 

November 20, 2005

"My site is as ugly as homemade sin."

- Pibb. This could easily be my new favorite expression.