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"When he wakes up they ask him, what did you dream about? He replies, I dreamed of peace."
- Two non-famous actors were sitting next to us at the Ale House and one guy was telling the other about a play he was writing about Ariel Sharon. It took him several minutes to recount the entire plot and this was the big finale. His friend just sat there, thinking there was a bigger pay off coming. When he realized that was the ending, he just sort of nodded and was like, that's deep.
"I wanna be your dog."
- Homeless man, as I walked past him and his homeless friends while walking Acey. Charming.
"You better get that dog away from me while I'm eating my dinner!"
- Homeless man eating a hot dog in the park, while I was on a walk with Acey. He then muttered something about sitting at the kids' table, but I couldn't make out what he said.
"I'm gonna go Goolgle some hookers!"
- Overheard. Say what you will about Hammer, but at least you'll never hear anyone say that they want to Yahoo! some hookers
"Some guy or group named KRS-One? I sure as hell have never heard of them."
- Cop outside of Santa Monica High School, after I asked him who was performing at the concert going on inside
"Your daddy's going to have a talk with you later."
- Man at the dog park, after Acey growled at his labradoodle
"I burned my hand. Here, smell it."
- Our waiter at Vito's restaurant. Tim graciously declined smelling his hand.
"Is that some new gang?"
- Random lady at Santa Monica beach after two guys on classic bikes with boom boxes blaring from the back rode by
"Accidents do happen, you know, it just really sucks when it's something like salsa or ketchup."
- Patronizing manager of Library Ale House after a bus boy spilled nearly a cup of ketchup on my skirt during dinner (they comped me the cost of my $12 salad - weak)
"We're not Jewish, but I'm really into Adam Sandler at the moment."
- Overheard. One woman was telling a man that her daughter goes to a Jewish school and that was his way of relating.
