JENNCHANTAL

June 21, 2007

"I'm just going to create my own slang...yea, I was pinging her so hard last night."

- Roel, coming up with an interesting way to get people to stop using the word "ping" at work (truth be told, I have always thought it sounded sexual)

June 13, 2007

"Last night I met a coke head vegan."

- Roel

April 9, 2007

"I think she's a wifer."

- Roel, who mistakenly thought that calling a girl a "wifer" meant that she was someone that he could just "have fun" with. He later learned that it actually meant a girl you really feel you could settle down with. How he didn't figure that out with the prefix "wife" I don't know...

April 2, 2007

"We call it the Pokemon Theory."

- Roel, who believes white girls aren't typically attracted to Asian guys because they see them as cute, Pokemon, asexual creatures

March, 27, 2007

"I have my alarm set to Ryan Seacrest, so I'm always motivated to turn it off and wake up."

- Roel

March 23, 2007

"That was just a plate of sad."

- Roel's critique of the movie Reign Over Me, which totally sucked

March 14, 2007

"You're like Congress!"

- Roel, on the checks and balances Jeff and I have put in place for making my March Madness picks. This year, I made my picks by determining which mascot would win in a grudge match. Then Jeff reviews them and gets two vetos based on educated information about the actual winning abilities of the teams. And then the picks are finalized.

March 6, 2007

"Totes awesome."

- Roel. Totes is my new favorite word and I'm trying to use it as much as possible to help make it a regular part of my vernacular. Roel learned it while watching an episode of The Burg. Oh, those (north) Williamsburg hipsters know all the cool words...

January 17, 2007

"I asked him for a cigarette and he tackled me."

- Roel, on interviewing Adam Corrola

January 9, 2007

"MLK: Gave some speeches. Did his thang. Assassinated."

- Roel, on history