JENNCHANTAL

April 29, 2006

"She beer goggled herself!"

- Tim, about his fiance who apparently got really, really drunk and stood in front of the mirror commenting on how amazingly hot she was

April 19, 2006

Tim: "Whoever invented that bluetooth ear piece is probably totally rich right now."
Me: "And totally surprised it caught on!"

- I hate those blue tooth ear pieces and am not afraid to say that if you walk around in public wearing one, I officially think you are a tool

February 26, 2006

Jill: "I could never be a pilot because I don't understand the physics of flying."
Me: "Do you understand physics at all?"
Tim: "She doesn't even know what physics means."

February 19, 2006

"I'm like a dog - I just get so excited that I'm in Vegas. Next thing I know, I'm puking all over myself and drunk dialing friends in DC."

- Tim

December 31, 2005

"Why would I want just a shot of fucking milk?!?!"

- Tim to Jill. He was very angry that the complimentary cookies and shot of milk that normally comes with your check at Violet's restaurant was not part of the New Years pre-fixed menu. Jill told him he could probably order a shot of milk...but obviously the milk wasn't what he was interested in.

October 22, 2005

"There's a spot there...but I think it's that guy's living room."

- Tim, who located a potential parking space for us that was otherwise occupied by a homeless man