JENNCHANTAL

October 28, 2007

"Easter is when Americans celebrate killing Jesus and eating the cocoa rabbit."

- English as a second language teacher, Allison, recounting a Japanese student's report on American holidays

October 25, 2007

"Feel empowered to make that decision yourself."

- Newly created Big Man on Campus, using management speak 101 (not to me)

On an unrelated note, happy birthday Mom! I'm going to try and actually commit to this site again so you have a website to check constantly for JennChantal updates now that the wedding and honeymoon planning is over. (we'll see how long this lasts)

August 8, 2007

"You've just been tootsie rolled."

- Russell - the result of combining a wacky web mime, an undercover co-worker nickname, and a tasty delicious chocolate treat

August 7, 2007

"It was very cathartic."

- Harry Potter superfan, about attending a Harry Potter convention and putting closure on the 7 book series

August 6, 2007

"I think there should be laws governing the use of confetti...it should only be used on New Years and if you've won a war."

- Jeff, while watching the Singing Bee where the show's winner received a trophy, $50,000 and a stream of confetti

June 21, 2007

"I'm just going to create my own slang...yea, I was pinging her so hard last night."

- Roel, coming up with an interesting way to get people to stop using the word "ping" at work (truth be told, I have always thought it sounded sexual)

June 16, 2007

"She's a camp survivor. Not camp like Meatballs, but the Holocaust."

- Will

June 15, 2007

"You know how some people you look at them and see the gears turning in their head? Well, you look at him and you can see the gears at a standstill."

- Jeff

June 14, 2007

"Now you have an electronic leash."

- IT guy, upon giving me my work issued blackberry

June 13, 2007

"Last night I met a coke head vegan."

- Roel