JENNCHANTAL

June 12, 2007

"I'm taking her to a gun range."

- Johnny, teasing his girlfriend Sadie on what he'll be doing with her 7 year old daughter when he picks her up from school

June 11, 2007

"The botox does wonders for my poker face!"

- I'll leave this one anonymous. But those who know 4th Streeters can play along and guess the quoted degenerate.

June 10, 2007

"It's not like I was going to challenge whether or not I truly ordered an iced tea on that day."

- Nancy, who stayed at the Princeville Hotel in Kauai for her wedding/honeymoon for 22 straight days and was given a 2 inch think receipt with many, many zeros at the bottom line upon check out

June 9, 2007

"When he wakes up they ask him, what did you dream about? He replies, I dreamed of peace."

- Two non-famous actors were sitting next to us at the Ale House and one guy was telling the other about a play he was writing about Ariel Sharon. It took him several minutes to recount the entire plot and this was the big finale. His friend just sat there, thinking there was a bigger pay off coming. When he realized that was the ending, he just sort of nodded and was like, that's deep.

May 9, 2007

"I get all the glory without actually having to talk or smell the homeless."

- My sister, on attending a homeless talent show fundraiser

May 8, 2007

"I haven't even lived there a week and I've already set off the alarm, had the police out, and had the alarm company call his ex-wife!"

- Allison, on moving in with her boyfriend

May 7, 2007

"Someone great once wrote...oh wait, that was me!"

- Humble pie Dave

May 6, 2007

"It was all fun and games until you tried on that veil!"

- Jolene, about her experience wedding dress shopping with me

May 5, 2007

"I'm just going to stand up next to him and pretend I'm the Best Man."

- Rich, who helped Jeff pick out his suit for the wedding and then liked it so much he considered buying a matching one himself

May 4, 2007

"No wonder Jeff kept telling me we HAD to get together with Natalie to celebrate!"

- Me, after our friend Natalie insisted on paying for our celebratory engagement dinner