JENNCHANTAL

May 3, 2007

"Blind on blind action. That's my favorite fetish."

- Tom, after the dealer announced we had "blind on blind action" (meaning only the small and big blinds were participating in the hand).

May 1, 2007

"My hair is huge!"

- Julie, when I asked her how she was enjoying her Florida business trip

April 30, 2007

"I never need to do that again. I'm way to old for it."

- Matia, on going to Coachella

April 29, 2007

"I'm a lieutenant commander in U.S. Navy Seals. I'm not afraid of dogs."

- Crazy homeless man, to Jeff

April 28, 2007

"He tried to tell me that cocaine was harvested from the cocoa plant."

- Heather, who Dares to Be Aware regarding the coca

April 27, 2007

"I think I saw him running around upstairs with a can of gasoline and a lighter."

- Paul, during the company firedrill when the elected fire safety floor monitor couldn't find someone on his roll call list

April 26, 2007

"It's like Kauai without the natural beauty part."

- Jon, on the difference between having a wedding in Kauai versus my hometown of Hayward

April 25, 2007

"Little Mr. Pixel Pusher."

- Matia's new nickname, according to our boss

April 24, 2007

"About fucking time."

- Chops. By far my favorite response to the news of Jeff's and my engagement.

April 23, 2007

Jeff: "I wanted to know if I could marry your daughter."
Mom: "Which one?"

- Great moment in engagement history