JENNCHANTAL

June 16, 2007

"She's a camp survivor. Not camp like Meatballs, but the Holocaust."

- Will

May 4, 2006

"I'm sorry - let me make this easier for you. I always laugh when I hear the word 'house'."

- Will, who had to dumb down his earlier statement of "I always laugh when I hear the word seminal" because none of the degenerate poker players at the table (other than me) had ever heard the word "seminal" before and didn't get the joke

April 27, 2006

Rich: "They say that every time you masturbate, a baby seal dies."
Will: "No wonder they're endangered."

February 16, 2006

"I can't WAIT to tell my landlord, Screw you! I'm getting a house!"

- Will, who was told by my sister (who is somewhate known for her premonitions) that she had a very vivid dream he lived in a beautiful A-frame house with heavily shellacked, glossy wood. As it turned out, he flopped a full house first hand of the night which helped propel him to the Final Table - his best finish yet on the 4th Street Poker Tour.

January 12, 2006

"My brother went to Hayward and his car got stolen."

- To be "JennChantaled," it is typically required that JennChantal is either the direct recipient of your musing or overhears it in public. However, on this day - January 12, 2006 - JennChantal.com is BREAKING ALL THE RULES and quoting something that someone ELSE overheard in passing! Why? Well, there's been a lot of talk about the ghettoness of my hometown of Hayward on JC and when a loyal fan overheard this comment at an LA Starbuck's, he most certainly realized that the evidence presented here has not be an over exaggeration. But more importantly, I have a really bad memory, was up until 2:30am, and can't remember a thing anyone said to me all day (except a hysterical "tubby" comment - but that would have made two back-to-back fat quotes and that just didn't seem right).

January 4, 2006

"If she's read my blog I hope I haven't offended her.  You can tell her that I'm mostly kind and I can't eat when there's a midget in the room."

- Will, who has found a new fan in my mother

 

December 8, 2005

"Is it just me, or do you sort of want Saddam to win?"

- Will. He said a lot more (something about being deserving of clean clothes) but I was laughing so hard I forgot to remember the rest...

November 11, 2005

"I'm feeling less gay already."

- Will, who just had surgery to correct a gay sleep disorder. I sincerely hope he's now able to sleep totally heterosexually through the night...