"I need to get a few minutes with Paul."
- Some guy at work who mistakenly thought I was my boss' Administrative Assistant. Why? Well, I'm female, my cube is the closest to my boss' office, and I was wearing a phone headset at the time. Regardless, I was pissed and curtly told him that I am not an admin and his assistant WHO IS A DUDE could be found on the other side of the building