JENNCHANTAL

April 4, 2007

"We need to have a globile strategy. I just made that up this morning at 5am. Patent it!"

- The big boss man's 2007 strategy for global and mobile

March 5, 2007

"You're already drowning and then they throw sand on your head."

- Sadie, about obstacles at work

February 27, 2007

"If I leave two french fries on my plate, it's as if I ate a salad."

- Paul's diet tips

February 21, 2007

Dave: "We were talking about this during our coffee break."
Boss: "Which one?"

- Nice little jab from the boss

February 16, 2007

"I was about to say 'shit' but then I stuttered because Jenn's around."

- Dave, who I've told freaks me out whenever he swears because it's so out of character. Apparently I've now given him a swearing complex because he's unable to do so around me.

January 23, 2007

"She's a mathmagician."

- Jen, about my amazing ability to boast traffic spikes of 82,000%

January 22, 2007

"Did you know that kids with big feet are statistically smarter than kids with small feet?"

- Fun fact during a work presentation. He then caveated his statement by saying that kids with big feet are also older than kids with small feet and seemed really proud of himself for pointing that out.

January 19, 2007

"He acts like he's content to hang out in the background like Ringo Starr."

- Lin

January 16, 2007

"And now for the Vegas of South East Asia...Bangalore!"

- My boss, segueing from talks of a co-worker's raucous Vegas weekend trip to our upcoming potential trip to India

January 10, 2007

"I need to get a few minutes with Paul."

- Some guy at work who mistakenly thought I was my boss' Administrative Assistant. Why? Well, I'm female, my cube is the closest to my boss' office, and I was wearing a phone headset at the time. Regardless, I was pissed and curtly told him that I am not an admin and his assistant WHO IS A DUDE could be found on the other side of the building